About us

My name is nobody. For security reasons, I cannot reveal my true identity or the location of my secret laboratory. But rest assured, I am a real person. I may or may not have a job but I live in a house just like a lot of other people. If you saw me on the street, you would not recognize me. That is not me in the picture. I am not paranoid. I am completely normal.

I'm Nobody! Who are you?
Are you—Nobody—Too?
Then there's a pair of us!
Don't tell! they'd advertise—you know!

How dreary—to be—Somebody!
How public—like a Frog—
To tell one's name—the livelong June—
To an admiring Bog!

-by Emily Dickinson